Pinocchio
There was a man
Who went to a wood
To find some logs
Where the tall trees stood
He came upon
A talking log
Then took him home
To make a table leg
To his surprise
The wood could talk
It made a noise
From silent bark
And soon in time
Dancing, on strings
When carved so fine
Was a boy, who sings
Pinocchio
Had a Long nose
For telling long lies
Bless his wooden toes
Pinocchio
Had a long nose
And wherever he goes
A cricket follows
There was a boy
Who was made of wood
Not quite a toy
With no flesh nor blood
He found a home
Was given a name
Yet, tended to roam
Oh, what a shame
And roam, he did
Into distant places
Into trouble, slid
With donkey faces
As he met friends
With donkey ears
Who turned into fiends
When drinking beers
Oh, Pinocchio
Had a Long nose
For telling long lies
Bless his wooden toes
Pinocchio
Had a long nose
And wherever he goes
A cricket follows
And not only that
But a boy who fibs
A little brat
With wooden ribs
Who met a crow
On a sunny day
That deceived him so
Made him lose his way
One day, he sailed
Into a shark
He wailed and wailed
Fumbling in the dark
And there he met
A nice old man
Who was also wet
If not, more than
Pinocchio
Had a Long nose
For telling long lies
Bless his wooden toes
Pinocchio
Had a long nose
And wherever he goes
A cricket follows
Then the nice old man
Took him home
Where he lived
Until he had grown
Into a boy
Which, was his wish
No longer a toy
Stuck in a fish
